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Brian
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Posted: July 1st, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Prisoners were abused and drowned
Some gagged, others nude and bound.
Now here’s the scorcher –
Bush ordered the torture.
What happened to moral high ground?
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 23rd, 2007 under Uncategorized.
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George Bush and the Dali Lama
Meet and wow what a trauma!
The world may shatter
Matter\anti-matter
Collide in cosmic-type drama.
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 16th, 2007 under people.
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Al Gore has now been enshrined
It was of the Nobel kind.
Draft him post haste!
Remember a waist
Is a terrible thing to mind!
– Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 12th, 2007 under Uncategorized.
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The Edwards situation is dire
He got sucked into the mire.
This time an affair
And not his hair
Or so says the National Enquirer.
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 12th, 2007 under Campaign.
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Iraq and Bush and Iran,
Deficits, Blackwater, no plan.
Gas at 80 a barrel,
Oh yes, add Will Ferrell.
No wonder we all need more bran.
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 10th, 2007 under Uncategorized.
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This here’s where I get my kicks
Making rhymes about politics.
And I write about life
The struggle and strife
Good blues and bad limericks!
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 10th, 2007 under general.
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Would Fred Thompson prove to be fake?
Did he have the skills it would take?
First debate was a must,
But no boom and no bust,
‘Course he did show he could stay awake!
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 10th, 2007 under Campaign, people.
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A guy didn’t get very far
Asking Romney if grass he’d unbar
For medical help
But Romney did yelp,
“I should tie you on top of my car.”
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Posted: October 8th, 2007 under Campaign, Uncategorized.
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The tabloids have a rumor
Now O.J. has a brain tumor.
To have such a pain
Thought you needed a brain?
Maybe God has a great sense of humor!
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 7th, 2007 under people.
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Pelosi gives up the ghost
The Democrats are milk toast
”We don’t have the votes,”
They bray like goats,
Are they really as dumb as a post?
– by Brian Robertson
Technorati Tags: pelosi, democrats, iraq war, senate, bush
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Posted: October 7th, 2007 under government.
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“Larry Craig is gone,” we did shout,
Of that there was no doubt.
He decides to stay
And not go away
Says he wants to stick it out.
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: October 7th, 2007 under people.
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To end the war this year
Here’s a plan you might engineer:
Just crank up the draft
Let parents go daft
Keeping sons and daughters right here.
— by Brian Robertson
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Posted: September 27th, 2007 under Uncategorized.
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Now Bush can bomb Iran
The Senate just said that he can.
It’s back door and vague
(Just like Larry Craig).
Is the US missing a brain pan?
– by Brian Robertson
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Posted: September 27th, 2007 under government, Iran.
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The sharp California Republicans
Have come up with very bad plans:
Their electoral collage
Would change to acknowledge
Any losing Republican who ran.
– by Brian Robertson
Technorati Tags: republican, california, election, electoral college, limerick, dirty tricks
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Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Campaign, Election.
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